hello mr president i would like to buy america for 4 goats
Kat Kinnick - Lapagos Espranta
there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake
This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet
fucking children everywhere
now this could be read two ways

(Source: plethoraofchains)
the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like what are you doing… and he was like “i’m going to tell your mom that we found this in your brother’s pocket” jesus christ